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 Bioinformatics Fun Times 

Hey ! Bored with genome analysis, sequence handling,Molecular Modeling, Drug Designing, database developement and biological programming , hummmm :) fikar not analyzer ;) here comes the Bioinformatics Fun Times for thodi si mauj masti.



Beeru the Bioinformatician ...........Bechara :)



Newton in romantic mood......

Universal law:
"Love can neither be created nor be destroyed; only it can transfer
from
One girlfriend to another girlfriend with some loss of money "

First law:

"A boy in love with a girl, continue to be in love with her and a girl
in love with a boy, continue to be in love with him, until or unless
any external agent(brother or father of the gal) comes into play and
break the legs of the boy. "

Second law:

"The rate of change of intensity of love of a girl towards a boy is
directly proportional to the instantaneous bank balance of the boy and
the direction of this love is same to as increment or decrement of the
bank balance. "

Third law:

"The force applied while proposing a girl by a boy is equal and
opposite to the force applied by the girl while slap

Author: Jitendra



School Time-Masti

1.school ------- yaadein
2.pricipal ------ Jaani Dushman
3.classes ------- kabhi kabhi
4.canteen-------kabhi alvida na kehna
5.home work -------- godzilla
6.exams -------- kalyug
7.examination hall---- chamber of secret
8.exam-time ---------- qayamat se qayamt tak
9. question paper --------- paheli
10.answer paper ---------- kora kagaz
11.cheating ---------- aksar/chupke chupke
12.paper out ---------- plan
13.examiner ------------- the killer
14.last exam ----------- independence day
15.paper correction --------- andha kanoon
16.marks ----------- assambhav
17.result ----------- murder
18.pass ------------ ajjoba/ chamatkar
19. fail ----------- devdas
20.supplementary ------- aakhri raasta
21.vacation ------------- waah life hoto aisi

Author: Jitendra


What a bioinformatics can demand in his marriage

  1. Well established bioinformatics labs with SGI(silicon graphics interface)
  2. License of commercial softwares.
  3. Complete genome of the girl
  4. A girls with lesser E-vlaues and higher compatibility score
  5. Horoscope Match should be significant (not less that 18)
  6. Laptops with broadband connections
  7. Licence to almost all genomics and proteomics servers
  8. All eBooks of bioinformatics
  9. Ready passport and Study visa

Authors: JyotiPuneetJitendra


If a Bioinformatician starts producing Hindi movies, names will be like this....

  • BLAST : Eak khoj
  • Munna Bhai Promoter
  • Gene se Genome tak.
  • Maine BLAST kiya.
  • NCBI wale Data le jayenge 
  • Raju ban gaya Genefinder.
  • Har Ligand jo dock karega.
  • Alignment to hona hi tha.
  • Mera sequence mera base.
  • Markov aapke hai kaun.
  • Algo Banya Apne.
  • MOTIF mil gaya.
  • BLASTana FASTAna.
  • Hamari Sequence aapke pass hai.
  • BLAST To Hona Hi Tha !!
  • Meri Gene Tumhare Paas Hai
  • Aao Database Search Kare
  • Bioinformatician No.1
  • Mera Naam Tool Developer
  • Hum Apke Genome Mein Rehte Hein 
  • Do Sequence Baarah Hit
  • Tera Ligand Chal Gaya
  • Har Din Jo Modeling Karega 
  • Genbank Ke Us Paar
  • Proteomics Koi Khel Nahi
  • Jish Desh Mein Day Hoff Rehta Hai
  • PDB Ek Numbari Structure Dus Numbari
  • GCG Karo Sajana
  • Naukar NCBI Ka
  • 1942 -- A KEGG Story
  • Algorithm Se Program Tak
  • Haan Maine Bhi ClustalW Kiya Hai
  • GeneScan Karke Dekho
  • Alignment Apna Sequence Parayi

 



PERL Poem:

Larry's, er, corpus has fortunately been overshadowed by that of the reigning Perl Poet, Sharon Hopkins. She has written quite a few Perl poems, as well as a paper on Perl poetry that she presented at the Usenix Winter 1992 Technical Conference, entitled "Camels and Needles: Computer Poetry Meets the Perl Programming Language". (The paper is available as misc/poetry.ps on CPAN.) Besides being the most prolific Perl poet, Sharon is also the most widely published, having had the following poem published in both the Economist and the Guardian:

#!/usr/bin/perl

APPEAL:

listen (please, please);

open yourself, wide;
join (you, me),
connect (us,together),

tell me.

do something if distressed;

@dawn, dance;
@evening, sing;
read (books,$poems,stories) until peaceful;
study if able;

write me if-you-please;

sort your feelings, reset goals, seek (friends, family, anyone);

do*not*die (like this)
if sin abounds;

keys (hidden), open (locks, doors), tell secrets;
do not, I-beg-you, close them, yet.

accept (yourself, changes),
bind (grief, despair);

require truth, goodness if-you-will, each moment;

select (always), length(of-days)

# listen (a perl poem)
# Sharon Hopkins
# rev. June 19, 1995

 




What gonna to be happen, if a bioinforamtician boy got married with a bioinformatist girl?

Coming Soooonnnn........................................

Send your ideas and view to info@bioinformaticsonline.com
You funny comments are invited. It will be avaialble to everyone via my site. I will produce your bioinformatics jokes with ur name.

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